US fans: omg mrs all american!!
UK fans: hell yeah english love affair!
Fans from neither US nor UK: we came here to have a good time but we're honestly feeling so attacked rn
WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT LIKE THAT
(Source: bluelava3, via moistbottom)
mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous
(Source: perksofbeing-a-cauliflower, via asian)